Taking on Omar: Part 1
Time to bet on further downside in Blackstone, the big beast of 'Big PE'.
Summary
The šæļø has been on the case about private asset markets since late 2022. Fortunately, we chose to express our view via āshortā position in the intermediaries that benefit from transaction flow in āBig PEā.
Now, it is time for a more direct approach. Blackstone is undoubtedly āthe Kingā of the āBig PEā jungle. We go through the rationale.
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Taking on Omar
We are now close to the time where the šæļø is comfortable that a more direct approach on private asset markets, as outlined in the āfront sectionā of our October 23rd letter, is appropriate.
Omar Little, the fictional hitman and antihero of Baltimore gangland in HBOās TV show, The Wire (the šæļøās 2nd favorite TV show after Succession), was the character that launched a thousand memes. Most of the memes were inspired by this particularly eerie scene:
Blackstone is undoubtedly āthe Kingā of the āBig PEā jungle. The šæļø is now planning to ācome at the Kingā, and we shall try not to miss. This requires a degree of justification as well as thoughtful structuring. Letās dig in!
Why now?
As mentioned in my earlier notes on this private asset market theme, the šæļø has steered clear of shorting the asset gatherers, focusing instead on a second derivative - deal activity by āBig PEā. This is what led us to the Goldman Sachs short trade that we closed out in late October.
The turns out to have been the right choice. Until late September, the industry giants were showing no signs of weakness and were destroying their service providers in the investment banking world (in share price terms).

A possible broken uptrend. The famous short seller, Bill Fleckenstein, has a saying that has always stuck in my mind. He advises short sellers to only shoot a stock āin the backā (i.e., when it has already started to go down). Betting against a stock on the basis of valuation or narrative when it is still in an uptrend is often a foolās errand.

Rising interest rates finally start to bite. āBig PEā is a long duration animal and therefore highly sensitive to interest rates, both absolute level and, more importantly, the rate of change of those rates.


A shift in the politics. āBig PEā enjoys an incredibly favorable tax regime just as fiscal deficits are reaching eye-popping levels. The industry has invested wisely in political influence, but economic populism is fast becoming a bipartisan cause and the industry could fast become a larger āfiscal contributorā. The āCarried Interest Loopholeā is an obvious target. Washington can drop its donor friends fast. Just ask Sam Bankman-Fried!
On this point I have been bouncing ideas off
. He has published a couple of excellent podcasts on shorting PE (and Blackstone) outside of his paywall (here and here). He agrees that Carried Interest reform would be an Achilles Heel for āBig PEā but believes that a Democratic political ālockā is required for that to happen. I am not so sure (and Russell too acknowledges that political priorities can change fast):āI suspect you need to see the Democrats control both houses for such a change. My views on a pro-labor shift means I think this is likely. But short selling is often a timing game. I am not sure this is the right time, but then again, a week is a long time in politics!ā
Next, there is an increasing drumbeat of displeasure emerging with respect to some of the anti-competitive practices being employed by the PE complex. Lincoln Project Reed Galenās conversation with Brendan Ballou and Bloombergās Barry Ritholzās chat with Gretchen Morgenson give a good idea of a narrative that could create a major political stink if it becomes āmainstreamā in an election year. FTC enforcement has started, even if the front pages are reserved for āBig Techā cases.
Finally, I am not going to repeat my rants about āvolatility launderingā and the way in which the industry has been marking its own homework when it comes to returns. You know where to find that.
Volatility laundering aside, private asset exposures are pitched to fiduciaries as portfolio diversifiers. The reality, as DBiās Andrew Beer (CIO of the CTA replicator ETF DBMF 0.00%ā that we monitor) has worked out that they deliver completely the opposite (basically a levered version of what you already own)!
There are unlikely to be a lot of tears shed when Ivy League endowments start to recognize losses from their private market forays. šæļøNote: Yaleās David Swensonās success in alternative investments was due to the fact that he was āziggingā when other funds were āzaggingā. He was the only one doing alternatives when he was compounding the Yale endowment at 25%. Endowments and pension funds are now overallocated to a crowded, correlated, levered and underperforming space.

When already underfunded public (think teachers, police, firefighters etc.) pension funds start to have to contend with the implications of poor private asset investment performance (in terms of beneficiary payouts), expect some extreme political outrage. The šæļø suspects that this is closer than people think.
Why Blackstone?
The šæļø first came across Blackstone as a young investment banker in the early 1990s. Somewhat strangely for a New York boutique advisory shop, they were trying to clip an intermediary fee from of ā¦wait for it ⦠an equity offering that I was working onā¦in Egypt! I still to this day have no idea what they were doing there! However, Blackstoneās origin story got a lot more impressive from there.
The firm sneaked out its IPO in June of 2007, on the very eve of the Great Financial Crisis. The initial IPO investors were sitting on an 86% drawdown by the time the stock bottomed in March of 2009. Since then, Blackstone has barely looked back (unlike my former employer from the time, they did not have to take $25bn of Mr. Paulsonās TARP money). It looks as though CVC has just decided against trying to pull off a similar feat.




So šæļø, why donāt you pick on someone your own size? Not that it is my size, but Invesco has a global listed PE ETF, PSP 0.00%ā. It tracks an equal weighted index of listed PE firms. If you would prefer to take a ācatch allā approach to the āshort PEā theme, look no further than this vehicle (especially for a plain vanilla short position).

But the šæļø is going to channel his inner Omar here:
The Brick-and-Mortar Achilles Heel
The answer: the real estate kicker. Blackstone may have a diversified asset management business on āPowerPointā, but it is very levered to the real estate cycle. As regular readers will know, the šæļø is a huge MASSIVE fan of the work of Armada ETFās

BREIT, Blackstoneās unlisted REIT, makes great outrage headlines. Call the šæļø old-fashioned, but the idea that gating (for redemptions) a $70+bn fund owned largely in retirement funds is not a national scandal in the US and elsewhere is nothing short of staggering.

However, BREIT is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Blackstoneās exposure to real estate that is potentially marked at the wrong price. Russellās first Blackstone podcast digs into this with some great analysis. Interest rates at current levels will expose the lack of āimprecisionā in these valuations over time.
How to do it and what are the risks?
Frankly, the āFinancial Justice Warriorā (TM
) in me makes me inclined to be short the entire complex! After all, as Omar said, āA man gotta have a code.ā However, we need to be smart. We think that Blackstoneās real estate exposure creates an extra edge, but other aspects of the trade need careful risk management.The big one? Interest rates. An emergency easing cycle has rescued āBig PEā in the past. It could do so again.
This week has somewhat changed the dynamic. Mrs. Yellenās long bond friendly QRA and a pretty dovish FOMC meeting this week have lit a fire under long duration assets.
I am currently considering a number of implementation structures. The hedge structures that I had in mind before this week were very much in the āwhen something really breaks categoryā.
After this week, any near-term execution of a BX short now probably needs to be packaged with either a more significant duration hedge component or fully paired with another long equity exposure (probably broad-based financials).
The šæļø has a number of ideas and structures that would suit this purpose. Near term, we need to clear the final hurdle of āmacro-Halloweenā week, Fridayās payroll numbers. A āhotā jobs number could see renewed (upward) pressure on long yields, which would actually make structuring the trade much more straightforward.
Any neutral or week number, will need much more defensive structuring. We will have a final view (and Acorn!) early next week.
Final Thought
One of the šæļøās favorite lines of Omar pop-philosophy was this one:
āMan, money aināt got no owners, only spenders.ā
I fear that making a call on structuring ahead of Fridayās Non-Farm Payrolls number heightens the risk of the šæļø becoming a spender rather than an owner of moneyā¦
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I will give you a present for your trade: Take a look at Riverstone when it got into trouble. Google "Riverstone, clawback", they had to sell part of the GP to Goldman Sach's Petershill fund. Here's the present. You are looking for PE funds that take American style carry. When the markdowns in assets start, the funds with American style carry will be left with in the real financing death spiral.
An added bonus, but don't have a specific fund to point to; if a non-SEC compliant investment manager is running a Ponzi scheme, the beneficiaries of the fraud, even if they didn't know there was a fraud have to pay back the proceeds of the fraud. Madoff investors who had redeemed 10-20 years BEFORE the ponzi scheme was discovered had to give the money back to the liquidators so it could be distributed back to investors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recovery_of_funds_from_the_Madoff_investment_scandal
One thought, do not expect that only the Democrats will be favorable to labor, both sides of the aisle have become far more populist lately, especially with Trump, and it would not be hard to believe that carried interest, which does not help the ordinary citizen, is an easy target for the fiscal conservatives